It is a widely known fact that despite millenary Church efforts to the opposite, we are still in fact biological creatures the survival of which depends on the exertion of our sexual function. Disgusting, I know, but nature really has no shame. Instead of evolving us to be angelic elves that reproduce by mitosis, it gave us sex, pussy, dick, climax, ass, and …kids. Utterly classless, I concur. Take it up with the dirty git.